After 250 contentious years the Army has finally prevailed and swept to power with its War Department and the poor Navy was left without a Department of its own since President Trump has not yet brought back the Department of the Navy as a peer of the War Department. In furtherance of the Army's damned green agenda they are cutting the Navy to the bone and forcing it to convert back to sails and slashing fuel consumption still further by cutting off all talk of putting generators on the new sail frigate rapidly taking the place of the guided missile destroyers since it is pure hell getting missiles to fly through the rigging of a proper sailing ship.
Undeterred admirals at NAVSEA are welcoming the new emphasis on green technology that they are thoroughly familiar with and have taken to chortling gleefully about how wooden ships and dunderheads are damned near invisible to radar which makes the entire Navy every bit as stealthy as those damned fire hydrants some idiot put 2 feet off the road and painted dark green....
The lower echelons of command are rubbing their heads thoughtfully and pondering the benefits of being out of all communication with the idiots in the Pentagon once they cast off lines and an "accident" claims the souls of all the cell phones and radios embarked for that purpose and they can sail off to the far side of the earth and make extended port calls in places like Tahiti and Ulan Bator.
The Marines are consolidating on a new mission that involves Mars, Space X and possibly adding more woman to the Corps. Nobody has actually seen or heard a peep out of either the Air Force or the Space Force which implies that they're all still engaged in their Golf Pro-Am activities at Ultima Thule and Vandenberg before settling the honors at Pebble Beach.
I'm kind of looking forward to our War Department getting back into the swing of things like a real military organization with War as its only mission and hope to hear soon that they have found the remains of the slimy traitor that sold us out to the New York Times. I imagine if we're lucky that person's remains will turn up in an alligator somewhere in Florida any day now.
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Wow... not sure if you need decaf or to put that bottle away LOL.
The visual of missiles struggling to clear a fully rigged sailing frigate was amazing. Broadsides only good sir, broadsides like the men of iron.
Poor alligator going to get a stomachache from that traitorous (But I repeat myself) NY Slimes reporter.
Still chuckling and shaking my head (hear the rattling?).
Pebble Beach is Navy territory...
The Marines are consolidating on a new mission that involves Mars, Space X and possibly adding more woman to the Corps.
"more woman": in that case, (doubling down) shouldn't it be Venus
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