Tuesday, September 9, 2025

A LITTLE WHEEZY HUMOR

 Our local NPR had a wheezy old timer of a geezer professor on this morning to explain in crystal clear terms the catastrophic inescapable global warming disaster that is befalling us all because men ruined the whole planet. He had to keep pausing to catch his breath as he reeled off as many as 5 words before screaming "deniers!" and "skeptics!" and I have to admit I was amused by him and the NPR drone all the way home. As usual, NPR had on an authority on global warming that was thoroughly vetted by the University of East Anglia Climate Research Scam Arm and his mission this morning was to explain the climate skeptics point of view.

It was shades of that idiot they had as the Pentagon correspondent Yamiche, who, rather than just broadcast the speech of the SEC DEF or the General would tell us ignorant people what it sounded like to her as she listened to him for us, was that he was a racist and misogynist bigot who hates trans and leprechauns and has no redeeming features at all.  

The willingness of the idiot left to continue to hide their heads 50 miles underwater and blow bubbles rather than hear anything that conflicts with the worldview they got from college and listening to NPR, The View and PBS is beyond disturbing. I am really starting to wonder if we need to round them all up and send them to a reeducation camp somewhere in South Africa or Rwanda. There's plenty of room in either to pack in another 50 million low intelligence dummies for a year or two so they can learn the difference between skills, expert knowledge, the rule of law and the importance of actual controlling violence. They might also learn that a liberal arts degree is about the least useful thing or bit of knowledge on the planet. 

I may be channeling Tom Clancy but reciprocity is starting to sound like a cure for just about every ill that afflicts our society today. 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

The only real experts I ever heard on NPR were "Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers".

HMS Defiant said...

Remember when they came up with their 'Stump the Chumps?" I got such a kick out of listening to those guys when I was out and about on weekends in San Diego county. Oh yeah, and don't drive like my brother!

Anonymous said...

I miss Click and Clack

Anonymous said...

...and don't drive like my brother!