12 July 2017
Russian billionaire Alexi Romanov filed suit in a Moscow court this morning, demanding that Hillary Clinton turn over her daughter to him. Romanov claims he, "paid good money to Hillary for her daughter" and he demands that the court order the Clinton's to fork over the girl.
Romanov is famous for also buying all of America's uranium mines from Hillary Clinton when she was acting as US Secretary of State.
Clinton was contacted by Pravda and reported that, "she really couldn't remember that deal and perhaps she had wiped it."
Stunned investigators are left wondering why anyone would pay good money for Chelsea Clinton.