Thursday, November 17, 2016

PERFECTION

NEVER FOUND IN REAL LIFE
It's true. You never find burgers like this in real life because the people who make them insist on using crappy buns, frozen machine-formed patties and then slathering them with pickles, tomatoes, relish or bbq sauce and a thousand other things used to disguise the fact that the buns are pallid stale things, the beef is bad, the bacon is british style and the cheese was added so late that it failed to melt.

These could almost be In&Out burgers but even their's sometimes didn't match the memory of the perfect burgers they sometimes produced.

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    1. I really miss In n Out.
      First time was driving my military jeep up to Port Hueneme from San Diego and one of the guys knew where the In n Out was just off the base. They hadn't spread as far south as San Diego back then. What great burgers.

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