Saturday, November 21, 2015

A MEME FOR SATURDAY

Jihad is caused by Global Warming

Orbital decay is caused by Global Warming

Degenerate matter is caused by Climate Change

Racism is caused by Climate Change

Giant Red Spot disappearing on Jupiter is caused by Global Warming

Earth's polarity shift is slowed by Climate Change

Terrorism is caused by Global Warming

Falling SAT scores are caused by Climate Change

It's wonderful stuff.. You can blame it all on the weather! Even better, there is nothing anyone can do about the weather except complain about it which lets politicians everywhere off the hook for everything because.........weather!

2 comments:

OldAFSarge said...

I feel much better now, knowing that hair loss is also caused by Global Warming.

Hey, is that a squirrel?

HMS Defiant said...

Gray squirrels cause less global warming and should be moved to protected status. All owls, including Spotted Owls must be shot on sight in order to protect the Gray Squirrels' vanishing habitat. :)