Wednesday, February 25, 2015

THERE MUST BE A REASON

Why do ordinary, everyday people throw garbage in the sink?

I never do.

The sink is where one cleans stuff.

Garbage and trash have their own separate place. You don't 'clean' garbage.

You throw it the fuck away.

Every single girl I know tosses garbage in the sink. It's maddening. (100%)

WHY? WHY? WHy? WhY? Why?

Just asking.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Because. Just because.

Dave

HMS Defiant said...

Well, I guess that's it. Couldn't have been more explained so concisely.... because. :)

Anne Bonney said...

Wanker

Captain Steve said...

They probably assume the sink has a garbage disposal in it and Voila!

virgil xenophon said...

Mars v. Venus..

Anonymous said...

define your terms.

Ex Bootneck said...

Way back I sort of happened to be in a relationship that just 'happened,' which at the time was great. She was a good woman, who needed somewhere to stay PDQ, and I offered a spare room that led onto the inevitable. Life got better each day until I kept finding fruit peelings in the kitchen sink (it was bloody annoying, and I said so each time!) The habit continued, and on occasion I would find a discarded apple core or the like around the house…

The nail in the coffin came after several months - when I was given an ultimatum; "You either leave the Marine's or you leave me (it was my home?) She left, and I left the Corps 15 years later having served 23 years in total. I still miss that little cottage on rugged Dartmoor...

HMS Defiant said...

Hey! I object! :)

HMS Defiant said...

Soon but not for another couple of months.

HMS Defiant said...

With poor earth in the middle.... :)

HMS Defiant said...

Gee, I knew a girl just like that.

Captain Steve said...

See: All your problems will be over then. Oh wait...

;-)