So a man wondered why did I ask him and his lovely wife to dinner today. It was months ago that we sat down together. The answer was most profound.
My sister asked me to help her editor track down the shits who steal her books online. 27,000 downloads of her last book. You'd think I alone invented the internet.
My brother wonders why I don't take my sisters advice and see a doctor. I did see one and I'm afraid the answer is most profound.
It was one of those days. It was far and away the shittiest day since I didn't run out of fuel on the way back from San Francisco and yeah to know that feeling you had to be one of the 3 of us.
The ultrasound tech was super cute though so even a shitty day has it's upside.